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Postby event_horizon » Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:50 pm

adamwarlock2099 wrote:Someone In This Thread Is A Douche Nozzle. There I Said It. :shock:


Why don't you just come out and say who you think it is? Don't be skerred. :lol:

You shouldn't be surprised that people will behave like a "douche nozzle" in here. Unfortunately, that's what the battle forum is used for -- to see who can act like the biggest douche nozzle, @sshole, bastard, dickhead, etc. etc.
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Postby bionic » Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:36 am

douche nozzles see a-lot of action... I'm sure
:lol:
you know..because they are a...douche nozzle
perhaps we should all aspire to be one?
suddenly, that whole Prince Charles, "I want to be your tampon" incident comes to mind
and now I feel a little ill
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Postby adamwarlock2099 » Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:06 am

event_horizon wrote:
Why don't you just come out and say who you think it is? Don't be skerred. :lol:

You shouldn't be surprised that people will behave like a "douche nozzle" in here. Unfortunately, that's what the battle forum is used for -- to see who can act like the biggest douche nozzle, @sshole, bastard, dickhead, etc. etc.


I was mostly just wanting to hang out with the cool kids in the battle forum but am entirely too timid to be that confrontational. :D

And I like saying douche nozzle. Cause there is a nozzle on a douche.
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Postby event_horizon » Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:55 pm

adamwarlock2099 wrote:I was mostly just wanting to hang out with the cool kids in the battle forum


Just don't let them hand you things like glass pipes or syringes.

adamwarlock2099 wrote:And I like saying douche nozzle. Cause there is a nozzle on a douche.


Well, Adam, I wouldn't know, since I've never fooled around with one before. :shock:
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Postby bionic » Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:39 am

Imagine if you had?
Ack??
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Postby event_horizon » Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:59 pm

Sorry....can't imagine it.

I can imagine you finding one in some random dumpster though...feeling it...smelling it...tasting it...then using it. :sick:

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Postby at1with0 » Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:33 pm

She's far too sophisticated to use a used douche nozzle.
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Postby event_horizon » Fri Dec 16, 2011 3:06 pm

Right, she'd then have to find the used douche bag to go with it, then she could use it. :lol:

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