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Postby Wing-Zero » Fri Nov 18, 2011 7:45 pm

Congress is yet again looking out for our well-being and keeping important national concerns at the very top of their priority list!

Thank goodness we elected men and women who toiled night and day to come to the conclusion that pizza is, in fact, a vegetable! Huzzah! ... ss-says-so ... unch-bill/ ... 01433.html

You know, the best part about this is that tomatoes aren't vegetables, they're fruits. Don't tell our leaders that though, they might cry and wet the bed. :wall:
War is an extension of economics and diplomacy through other means.

Economics and diplomacy are methods of securing resources used by humans.

Securing resources is the one necessary behavior for all living things.

War = Life
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Postby bionic » Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:58 am

to be fair tomato paste has healthy cancer fighting, phenols in it..but still
Will doughnuts soon be declared healthy sources of fiber (oh...blessed be the day!!)
Willie Wonka quotes..
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