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Postby rath » Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:18 am

Flying wasabi, horny beetles sweep spoof Nobels

Ig Nobels - 2011

The "wasabi alarm" took home the Ig Nobel for chemistry. A Japanese research team looked into the ideal density of airborne wasabi in order to rouse people from their sleep in the event of a fire.

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NEW YORK: In the ultimate accolade for the world's most unusual scientific research, spoof Nobel prizes were awarded Thursday and Australians fared quite well.

The annual Ig Nobel prizes, now in their 21st year, were given out at Harvard University in front of 1,200 spectators, with real Nobel Prize winners handing out the awards.

To win, scientists must "first make people laugh, and then make them think," according to the Ig Nobel ethos. Hosted by an organisation called Improbable Research, the ceremony is designed to honour science's strange, unusual and imaginative research.

Bottle-loving beetles

The biology prize went to Australian entomologists Darryl Gwynne and David Rentz for their 1983 paper titled "Beetles on the Bottle: Male Buprestids Mistake Stubbies For Females."

Originally published in the Australian Journal of Entomology, the study described observations of male jewel beetles trying to make love to discarded beer bottles.

The beetles, apparently confused by the colour and reflection of tiny bumps on the surface of the glass, mounted a bottle and made unsuccessful efforts to copulate with it.

Battling the urge to pee

Several of the prizes on offer delved into the extremes of human behavior under stress.

Take, for example, the medicine prize, won by a Dutch-Belgian-Australian team with Inhibitory spillover, a probe into the age-old challenge of needing to pee at a busy moment.

The team investigated why "people make better decisions about some kinds of things - but worse decisions about other kinds of things, when they have a strong urge to urinate," the awards citation said.

While it may seem comical on the surface, as most of us can relate to similar situations where we've been plagued by uncooperative bladders, the study also took a serious look at how delaying the urge to urinate can negatively effect the mental processes of otherwise healthy adults.

The study was first published earlier this year in the journal Neurology and Urodynamics.

Are you having a laugh?

Research into the psychology and physiology prizes must have been a great deal less stressful. The former went to a University of Oslo professor who looked at "why, in everyday life, people sigh?"

The second concerned yawning in red-footed tortoises. For those who've been wondering, the international research team has finally established that there is "no evidence of contagious yawning" in the creatures.

More physically demanding subjects bagged the physics and public safety prizes. A French-Dutch group won the physics prize "for determining why discus throwers become dizzy and why hammer throwers don't."

John Senders of the University of Toronto sounded lucky to be alive to collect his public safety gong for studying the performance of a driver "on a major highway while a visor repeatedly flaps down over his face, blinding him."

At least Senders wasn't asked to test the "wasabi alarm." This invention was the subject of the chemistry prize given to a Japanese team who determined "the ideal density of airborne wasabi (pungent horseradish) to awaken sleeping people in case of fire."

Best of the rest: Doomsday predictions and parking police

The mathematics prize was awarded jointly to six academics who over the years have emphatically predicted the end of the world, and are still around to hear of their mock-honour. The citation thanks them "for teaching the world to be careful when making mathematical assumptions."

Of course, the last laugh might be on Ig Nobels, because one of those mathematics laureates still believes life will end on October 21 this year.

The peace prize was awarded to the mayor of Vilnius in Lithuania, who became so fed up with a parking violator that he took an armored personnel carrier and simply ran over the offending luxury car.

For anyone wondering how scientists can achieve so much, the literature prize at the Harvard ceremony could offer a clue.

John Perry of Stanford University was honored for his "Theory of Structured Procrastination" - namely the technique of always working on something important, "using it as a way to avoid doing something that's even more important."
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Postby rath » Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:28 am

Winners for 2011

PEACE PRIZE: Arturas Zuokas, the mayor of Vilnius, LITHUANIA, for demonstrating that the problem of illegally parked luxury cars can be solved by running them over with an armored tank.

MEDICINE PRIZE: Mirjam Tuk (of THE NETHERLANDS and the UK), Debra Trampe (of THE NETHERLANDS) and Luk Warlop (of BELGIUM). and jointly to Matthew Lewis, Peter Snyder and Robert Feldman (of the USA), Robert Pietrzak, David Darby, and Paul Maruff (of AUSTRALIA) for demonstrating that people make better decisions about some kinds of things — but worse decisions about other kinds of things‚ when they have a strong urge to urinate.

BIOLOGY PRIZE: Darryl Gwynne (of CANADA and AUSTRALIA and the UK and the USA) and David Rentz (of AUSTRALIA and the USA) for discovering that a certain kind of beetle mates with a certain kind of Australian beer bottle

MATHEMATICS PRIZE: Dorothy Martin of the USA (who predicted the world would end in 1954), Pat Robertson of the USA (who predicted the world would end in 1982), Elizabeth Clare Prophet of the USA (who predicted the world would end in 1990), Lee Jang Rim of KOREA (who predicted the world would end in 1992), Credonia Mwerinde of UGANDA (who predicted the world would end in 1999), and Harold Camping of the USA (who predicted the world would end on September 6, 1994 and later predicted that the world will end on October 21, 2011), for teaching the world to be careful when making mathematical assumptions and calculations.

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Postby bionic » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:42 pm

heh, heh
Willie Wonka quotes..
What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Why? Are you having fun?
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams
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