The Black Vault

I posted this here because I know the Bleeding Heart Liberals will no doubt object.

An Afghan, an Arab,

And a Australian Sheila are


In the same bar.

When the Afghan Finishes his beer,

He throws his glass

In the air, pulls
Out

His pistol, and
Shoots

The glass
To pieces.

He says, 'In Afghanistan,

Our glasses are so

Cheap we don't need

To drink with the
Same one twice.'

The Arab, obviously

Impressed by this,

Drinks non-alcohol beer
(because he's a Muslim!),

Throws it into the

Air, pulls out his

AK-47, and shoots

The glass to pieces.

He says, 'In the

Arab World, we have

So much sand to make

Glasses that we don't

Need to drink with

The same one twice either.'

The Aussie Sheila
Cool as a cucumber,

Picks up her beer,

Downs it in one gulp,

Throws the glass into

The air, whips out her

45, and shoots the

Afghan and the Arab..

Catching her glass,

Setting it on the bar, and calling
For a refill,

She says,
'In Australia

We have so many

Illegal immigrants that

We don't have to

Drink with the same ones twice.'

Ha.