The Black Vault

Well, you gotta be up and awake to drink all that booze you have.

I bet I could build a house with the Captain bottles you stock up.

Over my years , give me another few for all that Wing.

I'll build you the biggest drunken house you've ever seen, doll.

Thats very drunken nice of you.
Why do I feel like I would be robbed for recyclables.

I'm from California. We invented robbing.

I promise I'll donate 7% of the proceeds to the Sandra Foundation Society. I also promise to found the foundation at some point. How's that?

if we are going to get 1,000,000 posts on this thread we are going to need a lot more posts.

Well, I think I'm the only one in this congregation that said something was strange with Marge. You all thought Marge was the best... her cookies were the best, her pineapple upside down cake was better than mine, you even went on and on about how she knits faster than me. You were all smitten, is what you were!

So it came as a big surprise to you all, but not to me, when she showed up at church with that flamethrower....

Tom why don't you just take the time to realise that Your thread Old Vs New is going
a long ways since your OP. Haven't you had enough the last couple of weeks, because I've had nearly enough just watching and keep thinking you're going to take a minute to just be at peace with yourself. No one is holding anything against you, and I mean that, so just let it go. Do yourself a favor and the rest of us, find some quiet time to relax and rejuvinate. Thats what I'm going to do right now. zzzzzzzz And tomorrow is a new day.

sandra wrote:Tom why don't you just take the time to realise that Your thread Old Vs New is going
a long ways since your OP. Haven't you had enough the last couple of weeks, because I've had nearly enough just watching and keep thinking you're going to take a minute to just be at peace with yourself. No one is holding anything against you, and I mean that, so just let it go. Do yourself a favor and the rest of us, find some quiet time to relax and rejuvinate. Thats what I'm going to do right now. zzzzzzzz And tomorrow is a new day.

I guess the dark humor was just too subtle.

So... you think that completely off-the-wall post revealed that I'm at odds with myself?

Isn't that special.


Sandra, I've put up with you and bitten my lip long enough girl.

What's that old song we used to sing in Elementary School. "Shoo Fly, Don't Bother Me."

Ire is a limitless source of energy and will easily push us over the 1,000,000 mark