A girl and her dad go out to lunch one day and as they were eating a young guy sits down at the table across from them.
The Young guy had dyed his hair Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Pink and a number of other colors.
The girl and her father continued eating their lunch as the father stared at the young guy with the multi-colored hair.
But when the young guy had enough of the girls father staring at him he turned to him and said
"What's the matter old man haven't you done anything wild in your life"
The mans daughter nearly choked on her food because of this question and put down what was in her hand and waited for the response from her father knowing full well that the response would be a good one.
The man says to the young guy, "Well, got stoned once, had sex with a Peacock and I have been sitting here wondering if you are my son or not."
I am a ghost, I was never here, I am a figment of your imagination