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Postby Lashmar » Fri May 01, 2009 9:06 am

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Postby Tairaa » Fri May 01, 2009 9:20 am

WOW! :shock:

Definitely not trying that on myself. I already know how to on a woman, so there is really no need to learn again... :shock:

Not pretty.. Female anatomy is much nicer. Even you straight women must agree on this. I heard somewhere something along the lines of "The male body is a rugged working machine, the female body is a streamlined peice of art." Basically...
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Postby Lashmar » Fri May 01, 2009 9:26 am

I agree SRO. :cry:

Can we have Panda in to show us anyway? :lol:
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Postby Dark-Samus » Fri May 01, 2009 10:54 am

It depends on how well you take care of your body.
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Postby Lashmar » Fri May 01, 2009 10:58 am

What having panda show us where the G-spot is. :?
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Postby Dark-Samus » Fri May 01, 2009 11:13 am

................................................................... :|
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Postby Lashmar » Fri May 01, 2009 11:22 am

Bull sh*t i should have said help us find where the female G-spot is.

the other way doesn't sound good. :shock:

It's fine for you two, you didn't piss her off by mentioning a threesome with her sister. :cry: :cry: :cry:



Edit: it will be like lambing season! :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT3WiEM_SrQ

oh crap :shock:
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Postby screamzero » Fri May 01, 2009 11:38 am

Nesaie wrote:Who needs a pill? Just find a guy who knows what to do...or at least is trainable.

We're not limited in this area like men. ;) We're only limited by men who don't know what they're doing (that is what B.O.B. is for) ;)

..finding a woman that is trainable is more to it...just tell us. what, guys aren't ear
s? Just get one with ears that hasn't been abused.
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Postby Nesaie » Fri May 08, 2009 7:25 pm

Tairaa wrote:
Female anatomy is much nicer. Even you straight women must agree on this. I heard somewhere something along the lines of "The male body is a rugged working machine, the female body is a streamlined peice of art." Basically...


::yawn::

No, us straight women don't need to agree. I like a man's body. I especially like a slender body with definition. I like the veins that pop out on a man's arms after lifting heavy objects for hours. I like the movement of these muscles in actions. I don't have the words to describe what I like about the male physique.

But, I don't like the roundness of the female body, as far as attraction goes. I see my own body, I am attracted to the more streamlined male body. If I wanted to see round smooth lines, I'd look in the mirror. I like the jagged lines of a man's body.

I can't explain, but to me, men are beautiful to see, touch and feel. They're fun to play with. :D
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Postby pandasex » Fri May 08, 2009 7:36 pm

Lashmar wrote:how do you get to know yourself then? :?



He was fishing he wanted you to give details DS


and no one is getting any G spot demonstrations
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