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Postby shadowfx » Fri Jun 18, 2010 5:46 am

A naked man fears no pickpocket.

A nudist never has to hold out his hand to see if it is raining.

Nudist Resort sign - Sorry, Clothed for Winter.

Always swim nude. Sharks hate to peel their food.

Never cook bacon when you're naked.
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Postby Wing-Zero » Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:39 pm

shadowfx wrote:Never cook bacon when you're naked.
:D


Don't I know it. :(
War is an extension of economics and diplomacy through other means.

Economics and diplomacy are methods of securing resources used by humans.

Securing resources is the one necessary behavior for all living things.

War = Life
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Postby bionic » Mon Jun 21, 2010 12:48 pm

You could have titled this thread "The Naked Truth"
:mrgreen:
Willie Wonka quotes..
What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Why? Are you having fun?
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams
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Postby shadowfx » Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:19 pm

or "Bare Witness"
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Postby sandra » Wed Jun 30, 2010 7:05 pm

:lol:

A great childhood friends' parents are nudists. It was always odd going to their home, because if they had clothing on, it was a simple over shirt, made you feel funny sitting on their furniture. :mrgreen: And his mother was always up baking, but she did make the best bread, best poppy seed bread ever, and she always sent me home with loaves! 8-)
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Postby shadowfx » Thu Jul 01, 2010 11:04 am

Friend of mine growing up would go nude around their house a lot.
Was kinda odd when going over there. But they had a cool in ground pool and that was just awesome.
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Postby frrostedman » Thu Jul 01, 2010 3:04 pm

Nudists are weird, dangerous people that should be locked away for life. Nude. Packed into jail cells that are too small so they are constantly touching each other's sweaty, hairy bodies.
Every one who is seriously involved in the pursuit of science becomes convinced that a spirit is manifest in the laws of the Universe-a spirit vastly superior to that of man. - Albert Einstein
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Postby sandra » Thu Jul 01, 2010 3:20 pm

shadowfx wrote:Friend of mine growing up would go nude around their house a lot.
Was kinda odd when going over there. But they had a cool in ground pool and that was just awesome.


Sounds like fun times! :D

My grandparents have a great in ground pool just down the road, and years ago, skinny dipping was the best thing- listen, it was better than pulling our bathing bottoms up our butt to go down the slide faster. :lol: :oops: Just had to make sure the golfers didn't see us!
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