The Black Vault

A naked man fears no pickpocket.

A nudist never has to hold out his hand to see if it is raining.

Nudist Resort sign - Sorry, Clothed for Winter.

Always swim nude. Sharks hate to peel their food.

Never cook bacon when you're naked.

shadowfx wrote:Never cook bacon when you're naked.

Don't I know it.

You could have titled this thread "The Naked Truth"

or "Bare Witness"

A great childhood friends' parents are nudists. It was always odd going to their home, because if they had clothing on, it was a simple over shirt, made you feel funny sitting on their furniture. And his mother was always up baking, but she did make the best bread, best poppy seed bread ever, and she always sent me home with loaves!

Friend of mine growing up would go nude around their house a lot.
Was kinda odd when going over there. But they had a cool in ground pool and that was just awesome.

Nudists are weird, dangerous people that should be locked away for life. Nude. Packed into jail cells that are too small so they are constantly touching each other's sweaty, hairy bodies.

shadowfx wrote:Friend of mine growing up would go nude around their house a lot.
Was kinda odd when going over there. But they had a cool in ground pool and that was just awesome.

Sounds like fun times!

My grandparents have a great in ground pool just down the road, and years ago, skinny dipping was the best thing- listen, it was better than pulling our bathing bottoms up our butt to go down the slide faster. Just had to make sure the golfers didn't see us!