There's my wife - who is #1. I think she always will be.
Then there's my 'favourite girlfriend,' who has been with me for around six years.
Then at the moment there's just one other. She's my 'other girlfriend.' - The 'other girlfriend' has a very developed set of lungs. They're 'F,' or so she says. They look great when she's in her nurse's uniform. But when she gets comfortable on her back they seem to vanish under her armpits. Pity she didn't find some way of looking after them.
She drives me nuts because she's the only one who complains about the others. She's the only one who gets jealous right off the batt. When she calls I see her number displayed and I hesitate to answer it. She reminds me of the way you talk, Sheye.
Fortunately she's working in Tokyo at the moment. But she'll be here next week.
When she's been attended to she's cute and sweet like a kitten. But she has a voracious apetite so to keep her from annoying me with constantly complaining about either my wife or my favourite g/f I have to make a lot of effort with her. - And it's not worth it honestly!
What am I saying? That small lungs are more durable than gigantic ones? Jealous women are a real turn-off? Having multiple women is less appealing to me than before? That women with large lungs who are jealous are like Sheye? I don't know. I'm confused.
Time for a cup of tea and to fix that clock.