bionic wrote:Okay..Lash..officially..I am very sorry of misjudging, judging too harshly and cruelly your gal..who you might even marry it seems, at this point.
It was very wrong of me.
I have issues.
I know you are love, I just find it funny to keep pulling it out every now and again.
If you want `bad energy` try this. My stairs point directly out the front door…and it’s kinda funny because we have no money either, looks as if that particular belief is true then.
I must be swimming in ADLH (the enzyme that means you can hold a lot of alcohol). I got through six pints of beer, a small amount for me, three glasses of ENGLISH Champagne (F*** the French, we invented it in the first place not them) because Luke couldn’t take anymore at that point, half a bottle of wine and just under half a bottle of Port, which is my favourite drink, but it’s lethal because it doesn’t take as strong as it is (40% alcohol content). The funny bit was I was absolutely fine, not even remotely drunk, until I got a quarter of the through the Port.
Luke drank a little too much, to the extent we propped him in the corner with a roll of kitchen paper between his neck and the wall (to act as a pillow), so we did the usual things to him…drew a Shakespeare beard on his face with a black marker, not permanent, shoved chips (fries) up his nose, tied his shoelaces together and various things like that…I also added a block of wood to the underside of this shoe so he had one foot two inches higher than the other.
We thought it was brilliant, he didn’t this morning but who cares.
It was great fun wandering out into the middle of my field at midnight, four hours into the party, to watch the fireworks from the surrounding towns. Letchworth put on a good show this year.
My only problem was I finally found proof that there is no god. I went to bed with one woman woke up with two and didn’t have sex with either of them…how the F*** does that happen if there is a god? It just doesn’t.
It starts again tonight because we have the neighbours coming in and I have my eye on the other half of port.