The Black Vault

Did you see Tigger is banned?

End of an era.

This is all feeling very fen Shui to me..you know..
old energy out..new energy in..
kind of works with the new year theme...

To anyone reading this..hope you and yours..have a happy and prosperous..good luck..good energy..kind of new year

Cheers!!

you 2 bionic

lol@end of an era

fen shui LMAO

and yes, CHEERS

bionic wrote:Did you see Tigger is banned?

End of an era.

This is all feeling very fen Shui to me..you know..
old energy out..new energy in..
kind of works with the new year theme...

To anyone reading this..hope you and yours..have a happy and prosperous..good luck..good energy..kind of new year

Cheers!!

I agree with all you said love.

Any new years resolution? Not accusing anyone’s girlfriend of something bad might be a good place to start (joking ).

Were the F*** is my Cyber Mommy and Daddy, Q and BC? I thought we’d have a BV party or something?

I need one last Dude Hug before the end of this decade as well so hopefully he get’s here soon enough.

Okay..Lash..officially..I am very sorry of misjudging, judging too harshly and cruelly your gal..who you might even marry it seems, at this point.

It was very wrong of me.
I have issues.

I really hope that 2010 brings you and that gal of yours the very best.
Sounds like you need some good luck over there.

Sandra..
Sexy pic!! Yowza!!
My house needs Fen Shui so bad at this point.
My couch , literally, has it's back to the front door.
As soon as you walk in..you practically get slapped in the fase with the back of my couch...lol (it's true)
I think to myself, how telling, how metaphorical of me, these days.

Maybe for the new year I will find a way to re arrange my living room to be more welcoming and have better ..flow.

have a good one ya'll!!!

hmmmm the back of my couch is close to the door. and I sit at my computer on a bar stool, right next to the liquor stock...yeah I could rearrange things as well.

Ill be on my way out in a couple hours to break a leg.

bionic wrote:Okay..Lash..officially..I am very sorry of misjudging, judging too harshly and cruelly your gal..who you might even marry it seems, at this point.

It was very wrong of me.
I have issues.

I know you are love, I just find it funny to keep pulling it out every now and again.

If you want `bad energy` try this. My stairs point directly out the front door…and it’s kinda funny because we have no money either, looks as if that particular belief is true then.



I must be swimming in ADLH (the enzyme that means you can hold a lot of alcohol). I got through six pints of beer, a small amount for me, three glasses of ENGLISH Champagne (F*** the French, we invented it in the first place not them) because Luke couldn’t take anymore at that point, half a bottle of wine and just under half a bottle of Port, which is my favourite drink, but it’s lethal because it doesn’t take as strong as it is (40% alcohol content). The funny bit was I was absolutely fine, not even remotely drunk, until I got a quarter of the through the Port.

Luke drank a little too much, to the extent we propped him in the corner with a roll of kitchen paper between his neck and the wall (to act as a pillow), so we did the usual things to him…drew a Shakespeare beard on his face with a black marker, not permanent, shoved chips (fries) up his nose, tied his shoelaces together and various things like that…I also added a block of wood to the underside of this shoe so he had one foot two inches higher than the other. We thought it was brilliant, he didn’t this morning but who cares.

It was great fun wandering out into the middle of my field at midnight, four hours into the party, to watch the fireworks from the surrounding towns. Letchworth put on a good show this year.

My only problem was I finally found proof that there is no god. I went to bed with one woman woke up with two and didn’t have sex with either of them…how the F*** does that happen if there is a god? It just doesn’t.


It starts again tonight because we have the neighbours coming in and I have my eye on the other half of port.

Happy New Year...Bionic, Q 101, Lashmar and Beachcomber...

brace yourself for 2010...i predict an 8 year old kid from Iowa will discover an odd new lifeform hidden inside boxes of instant Pancake mix that will revolutionize the shape of pancakes from circular to Fractal ....i also predict a moment of World Peace that will last for 47 seconds in late August, early September...and finally tigger will start a conspiracy thread at Unknown Country called "Kiss My Crazy White Ass John Greenewald Jr You Ceausescu Slave Trading Ottawa Murdering Life Insurance Salesman" ...mark my words...for they are so written... in the Sacred Books of Cannabis Sativa...




*Edited by Moderator Ninor for Vulgar Language*

Happy New Year...Bionic, Q 101, Lashmar and Beachcomber...

One should never allow one's natural talents to interfere with realizing one's potential.

i would like to formally apologize for the use of a certain word that begins with the letter 'f' and ends with the letter 'd'...it was crude, rude and inappropriate...so i'm replacing the offending word with something just as vulgar if not more so but within the boundaries of good taste imo...so i'm revising the offending statement to read as the following.... "Kiss My Crazy White Ass John Greenewald Jr You Ceausescu Slave Trading Ottawa Murdering Life Insurance Salesman"....Sorry for the faux pas and please remember kids i'm a trained professional so don't attempt revisions of this kind at home without adult supervision.

Did everyone enjoy their holidays?