Okay... sounds like I should have tried to market Mars property to McDonald's. Not that it matters now, since Dennis Hope (the "Lunar Ambassador") has filed claims on everything in our solar system.
Not that I care, since I can easily prove he's a claim jumper. I kept all the original files from my Web site, including deed masters for all the outer planets and every named moon in our system as of 2008.
Thinking back on that, I believe I did it wrong. With the proper software I could have automated the things in a downloadable format... impulse buys count for a lot when you're peddling novelty items. Oh well, you know what they say about hindsight...
As for the abducted cow, we sacrificed it to our Martian gods on Olympus Mons as a barbecued offering, and ate the parts the gods left behind. For what it's worth, 4 out of 5 Martians surveyed recommend Bullseye brand sauce.