dondi97 wrote:I have no personal proof of their existance. I never even met anyone who has either seen one or has any proof. I do believe there must be some kind of life in other galaxies just because of the size of the universe, but I can't understand why aliens would be so secretive about visiting here and not make their presence more widely known.
*imagines what would happen*
Alien : Hi fellas nice meeting ya wazzup in here i just landet with my fancy spacecraft over there and thought i say "hello"
Human1 : Oh hi... are you really real?
Alien : Yea mate im 100% pure spacebreed d00d
Human1 : *calls newspaper*
Alien : Hey whom ya calling ?
Human1 : Just some ppl to spread the news that you guys really exist and were not alone in that wide universe
Alien : who would ever be so stupid to believe that they have the only planet you could life on it.. although yours pretty bad in shape according to my scans... not even to say pretty fucked up ...
*meanwhile newsreporter teams appear*
Alien : whooow whats that kinda funny guys ?
Human1 : Those ah those the guys from the newspapers i called so they can trake pics and spread the news over the world.
Alien : i dont mean the ones with the camers, i mean the guys in the black suites that came out of that car with the teinted windows.
Human1 : sh*t ! *runs like hell*
Reporter : F*** *runs even faster*
Alien : Hi there guys wazzup
Agent1 : Are you an Alien and is this your Spacecraft?
Alien : Yes and yes
Agent1 : *touches the alien*
Alien : heyhey do we know us?
Agent1 : *nods to Agent2*
Agent2 : *speaks to his wrist* Package is real, checked and confirmed!
*short silence with oddly looking from all to all another*
Agent2 : copy that. *grabs Alien and pulls him to his car*
Alien : *screams try to free n stuff whatever aliens would do in that case*
*the car arrives in some military base*
Alien : so uhm you took me here bcus i am going to .... ?
Agent2 : you are going to get us some answers.
Alien : So why dont you just asked me over there when we were on the street, i really thought you are going to do some weird ass stuff to me, dont scare me that again guys i nearly did wet myself.
Agent2 : *looks at alien but doenst say anything*
Alien : so what you guys wanna know just ask righ.....
Agent1 : *injects the alien some sort of anesthetic*
*the alien slowly wakes up in a very bright room strapped to an table*
Doctor1 : now we are going to test if these sort of specimen feels any pain
Alien : *wets himself*
Sry i believe that the Human Kind is a very dumb and naive one, the first thing we would do is to slit em open and examine em or even better just plain shoot them and bomb them to death... really would you as alien want to expose yourself to such an race as the humans if you were an alien? i wouldnt i woould rather cut myself.