Redneck Wedding Night Billy Joe and Mary Sue, newly joined in holy matrimony, are spending their wedding night at the Motel 6 Honeymoon Suite in Booneville, Arkansas.
They’ve abstained from the dirty deed until this very night. Justas Billy Joe is about to make love to his new wife for the first time, she stops him. "Wait, Billy Joe. I just thought you should know...this ain’t just our first time...this here is my first time ever. I’m a virgin.
I been savin’ myself just for you. ""Whut you say, Mary Sue?"
"I said, I’m a virgin...one hunnert percent cherry. Just for you on ourweddin’ night.""Yor a VIRGIN??"
"That’s right, Billy Joe. Please be gentle." "Gentle?? Gentle my ass. I’m outta here! "With that, Billy Joe pulls up his pants, slams out the door, jumps in his pickup, and drives back home across the tracks.
"Paw! Paw! Wake up! Yor not gonna believe this."
"Huh?" Billy Joe, whut the hell you doin’ here? It’s 3 a.m. on yor weddin’night.Why the hell ain’t you and that purdy new wife of yors in a haystack somewhere makin’ like rabbits?""Paw, I wuz all set to do just that when Mary Sue up and tells me that she’s a virgin." "A VIRGIN??"
"That’s right, Paw...a hunnert percent cherry. As soon as she told me Igot the hell outta there as fast as I could."
"Well, son, lemme tell you, you did the right thing, cuz if she ain’t good enough fer her own family, she certainlyain’t good enough fer ours."