The Black Vault

Don't know exactly why, but this is something.....weird.
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Oh brother i can here the risen Jesus jokes now ... ..

Lawds.....(give it a second to come up after the cakes)

http://www.cakehead.com/archives/2005/0 ... utter.html

I showned the light on mom and dad...............once

Questioner101 wrote:Don't know exactly why, but this is something.....weird.
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(F-ing) Catholics again. Sick buggers.

Oh brother i can here the risen Jesus jokes now ... ..

I’ve got hundreds now. The second I saw it, three popped in.

Oh brother i can here the risen Jesus jokes now ... ..

Of you were tied to that cross for as long as he has been you’d be stiff as well.



I don’t do pain I’d like to say. I like to cause it.

NativeAlien wrote:Oh brother i can here the risen Jesus jokes now ... ..

`Mommy I’ve been touched by Jesus. `

`Farther Brian, Jesus came to visit me last night. `


Little girl: `Farther Brian, he came again last night. `

Farther Brian: `Cum again child?`

Little girl: ` Yes I did but that's not the point. He came first... He said he had to be quick beucase he had other little girls and boys to vist`

Farther Brian: `all little girls and boys holds a special place in Jesus’ heart.

Little girl: `That’s not what he had me hold. `




Edit: I'm going to hell aren't I?

Just watch this, it will be the best 3:50 minuets of your life, 2:40 on is class:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4oKXagF ... re=related

It can be the "Last but One Supper"

THE "The Penultimate Supper"!

Three Christ as well.

`The fat one balances the two skinny ones. `



there isn't enough for me.

I knew Jesus once...

Jesus: When you pull on it… white stuff comes out.





Jesus: `And this is what we mean by the `second cumming`.

Jesus: `You lay down on that (F-ing) stone slab with nothing more than a cloth wrapped around you and you see what happens. `

Jesus: `it’s not what it looks like… honestly… I’m Jewish not catholic. `

Jesus: `come sit on my lap children I need to teach you about the bible. `

Jesus: `this is what really happened on Noah’s arc. `

Come on you lazy buggers, get out of bed and start making jokes about this. It’s only me now.



Edit: this should be renamed `take the piss out of something funny` or `If you believe in god… don’t look in here`