Oh brother i can here the risen Jesus jokes now ...
`Mommy I’ve been touched by Jesus. `
`Farther Brian, Jesus came to visit me last night. `
Little girl: `Farther Brian, he came again last night. `
Farther Brian: `Cum again child?`
Little girl: ` Yes I did but that's not the point. He came first... He said he had to be quick beucase he had other little girls and boys to vist`
Farther Brian: `all little girls and boys holds a special place in Jesus’ heart.
Little girl: `That’s not what he had me hold. `
Edit: I'm going to hell aren't I?