The Black Vault Message Forums

Discover the Truth!        

Religion & Spirituality

Bad Design

Whether you believe in a higher power or not, this forum is dedicated to the topic of religion and spirituality. We live in a diverse world with different morals and ideas when it comes to our beliefs, so come in and share your thoughts.

Postby Questioner101 » Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:16 pm

Don't know exactly why, but this is something.....weird.
http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/200 ... uswhat.jpg
"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request."
User avatar
Questioner101
 
Posts: 582
Joined: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:54 am

Postby NativeAlien » Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:39 pm

Oh brother i can here the risen Jesus jokes now ... :o .. :lol:
"Son, you're about as useful as a poopie-flavoured lollipop"

Patches O'Houlihan
User avatar
NativeAlien
 
Posts: 1425
Joined: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:54 am

Postby Island_Girl » Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:17 pm

Lawds.....(give it a second to come up after the cakes)

http://www.cakehead.com/archives/2005/0 ... utter.html
User avatar
Island_Girl
 
Posts: 2356
Joined: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:54 am
Location: New Orleans

Postby MonarchSmile » Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:28 pm

I showned the light on mom and dad...............once :oops:
MonarchSmile
 
Posts: 1593
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 11:25 am

Postby Lashmar » Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:46 am

Questioner101 wrote:Don't know exactly why, but this is something.....weird.
http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/200 ... uswhat.jpg


(F-ing) Catholics again. Sick buggers.

Oh brother i can here the risen Jesus jokes now ... :o .. :lol:


I’ve got hundreds now. The second I saw it, three popped in.



Oh brother i can here the risen Jesus jokes now ... :o .. :lol:


Of you were tied to that cross for as long as he has been you’d be stiff as well. ;) :lol: :lol:



I don’t do pain I’d like to say. I like to cause it. ;) :D :D
Read between the lies
User avatar
Lashmar
 
Posts: 5795
Joined: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:54 am
Location: UK

Postby Lashmar » Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:50 am

NativeAlien wrote:Oh brother i can here the risen Jesus jokes now ... :o .. :lol:


`Mommy I’ve been touched by Jesus. `

`Farther Brian, Jesus came to visit me last night. `


Little girl: `Farther Brian, he came again last night. `

Farther Brian: `Cum again child?`

Little girl: ` Yes I did but that's not the point. He came first... He said he had to be quick beucase he had other little girls and boys to vist`

Farther Brian: `all little girls and boys holds a special place in Jesus’ heart.

Little girl: `That’s not what he had me hold. `




Edit: I'm going to hell aren't I? :cry: :lol: :lol:
Read between the lies
User avatar
Lashmar
 
Posts: 5795
Joined: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:54 am
Location: UK

Postby Lashmar » Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:04 am

Just watch this, it will be the best 3:50 minuets of your life, 2:40 on is class:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4oKXagF ... re=related

It can be the "Last but One Supper"

THE "The Penultimate Supper"! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Three Christ as well.

`The fat one balances the two skinny ones. `

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

there isn't enough :lol: for me. :lol: :lol:
Read between the lies
User avatar
Lashmar
 
Posts: 5795
Joined: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:54 am
Location: UK

Postby Dark-Samus » Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:14 am

I knew Jesus once...
Truth doesn´t control you, you control it...
User avatar
Dark-Samus
 
Posts: 2584
Joined: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:54 am

Postby Lashmar » Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:21 am

Jesus: When you pull on it… white stuff comes out. :lol: :lol: :lol:



Image

Jesus: `And this is what we mean by the `second cumming`.

Jesus: `You lay down on that (F-ing) stone slab with nothing more than a cloth wrapped around you and you see what happens. `

Jesus: `it’s not what it looks like… honestly… I’m Jewish not catholic. ` :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jesus: `come sit on my lap children I need to teach you about the bible. `

Jesus: `this is what really happened on Noah’s arc. `

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Read between the lies
User avatar
Lashmar
 
Posts: 5795
Joined: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:54 am
Location: UK

Postby Lashmar » Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:40 am

Come on you lazy buggers, get out of bed and start making jokes about this. It’s only me now. :lol: :lol: :lol:



Edit: this should be renamed `take the piss out of something funny` or `If you believe in god… don’t look in here` :lol: :lol: :lol:
Read between the lies
User avatar
Lashmar
 
Posts: 5795
Joined: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:54 am
Location: UK

Next

Return to Religion & Spirituality

cron
  • View new posts
  • View unanswered posts
  • Who is online
  • In total there are 2 users online :: 0 registered, 0 hidden and 2 guests (based on users active over the past 10 minutes)
  • Most users ever online was 292 on Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:19 pm
  • Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests