Well, I mean, a drug. Ok.
BUT, a drug that either reliably cures the ailment, OR doesn't cause adverse effects. Since neither of these things are met, it's basically another pharma money maker that solves very very little, and creates more problems.
"George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd."