Behind the Scenes
...okay you heard the man...anybody come up with anything new?
...Lashmar lands on a remote desolate planet and is eaten by a creature thats half zombie half asteroid...a zombiroid
...not bad... but do you have to kill him off, he's my number one fan, it might send my readers the wrong message...like i hate them.
...okay...hows this? they don't eat him...however they severely maim him rippin off legs and ears but he survives and falls in love with a hot alien babe with 6 tits
...you got my attention keep talkin..
..but the hot alien babes' family hates Earthlings...
...so they throw Lashmar into a lava spewing volcano...
...but this ain't ordinary lava...its mind control lava
...mind control lava...clever...then what happens?
...Lashmar looks like Lashmar but thinks and acts like rap star Joaquin Phoenix
...he climbs out of the volcano, kidnaps the hot alien babe and heads back to the spaceship...
...but both are eaten by a wild pack of rabid Zombiroids just as they are about to enter the craft
...i like it but i'm not too thrilled about the hot alien chick dying...
...scratch that..the Zombiroids don't eat her, they pimp her out to intergalactic pirates...
...she becomes wealthy buys back her freedom and goes on to become the first Alien American President of the United States of America.
...naah, thats been done...do you have any other story lines?
...Lashmar has a dream that he's a magical Jelly Bean with super powers and an annoying Brooklyn accent
...no hot alien babes?
...does a zoo monkey give ya the finger when you turn your back?
..then its a rap...just take it easy with the tits... 3 will do nicely...no more than 5....6 is a little over the top
Rath... 
Blood Stone