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Postby greeney2 » Sat Jul 13, 2013 9:23 pm

Enjoy this cute little story of a little girl and an atheist on an airplane. :D


An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned
to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike
up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total
stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God,
or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which
the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know sh*t?"

And then she went back to reading her book.
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Postby orangetom1999 » Sun Jul 14, 2013 8:24 am

LOL LOL...yeah...about a month ago...someone passed that around the team on a piece of paper. I thought it was very good and appropriate in the way it was laid out as a joke...very much in line with what thinkers know is going on around here in the world.

But the disturbing thing to me is that many people with that view...of the fellow striking up the conversation in the joke...are now in leadership positions out here in the world.


Thanks for posting it Greeny2,

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Postby greeney2 » Sun Jul 14, 2013 6:11 pm

Thought some of our old pals would like it. :lol:
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Postby hxxx » Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:05 am

Hmph. Little girls using foul language? Not funny.
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Postby Nesaie » Wed Jul 17, 2013 11:38 pm

hxxx wrote:Hmph. Little girls using foul language? Not funny.


Now THAT was funny. ;)
Such a society would be dominated by an elite, unrestrained by traditional values. Soon it will be possible to assert almost continuous surveillance over every citizen... - Zbigniew Brezhinsky
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