The Black Vault

So it's the 21-12-2012 & the world is still here.

Just goes to show, that the whole 2012 end of the world was just one big marketing ploy.

Luck to, ...... i woke up looking for a zombie fight. Expecting the end of the world & a Zombie apocalypse, i jumped in my car to head into town only to find that i had made the most basic Zombie apocalypse error.


I started my car ... drove down the street & i heard the noise that may well have been my last.


thats right .......

The beeping of my Fuel/gas tank gauge.

beeping like impending doom.

As it read.

You have 12km or 6 miles of gas left.

As my mind turned to survive mode.

I turned on the radio & they were playing the Zombie apocalypse, game.

Rules ..... where ever you are right now, ...... with the hand you most use to wright with, reach it out & grab the first thing you can ....

That's your weapon to fight with.

What do you have in your hand.

SHhhhhh, I haven't gotten my panic sex yet. Dont tell anyone, kay?

we still have 1 hour ...

GOODBYE all ....

if it means anything at all , i think of you all as great friends,well , you were !

Dang! All the bars are closed. How am I going to get drunk and get my panic sex?

you havn't got long now, i would go chocolate if you have any...

is anyone dead yet

I still have some wine left. Do you think that would help?

it's not really the time to be choosy ,don't waste a good red ,that's my best advice.

Yay! I happen to have red wine.

a glitch in the matrix, i thought you alread said you had red wine