The Z-virus is coming to your neighborhood
1. Last year, on May 18th, 2011 the CDC posts “Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse” on their website. Since then, the original content crashed and was replaced with content explaining that they were joking.
2. A few days ago a man in Florida who allegedly never had a problem with drugs (besides the occasional weed) or mental issues bites 75% of a man’s face off, growls at police officers when confronted, and is shot several times before dying.
3. The public reports hearing twelve shots. Police are releasing that the attacker was only shot 2-4 times. They are not releasing details to the public.
4. Originally, they said it was “cocaine psychosis”. Then, LSD. Now they’re saying it is a new strain of bath salts, which are legal, by the way.
5. On May 16th - in Florida again - a mysterious rash broke out in a high school, accounting for a lockdown of a high school.
6. On May 21st, a man was arrested for biting a woman’s cheek off.
7. On May 23rd, a man is arrested for biting his cousin’s nose tip off.
8. On May 26th, a crazed Florida doctor bangs his head aggressively against a cop car and spits blood on police officers.
9. Again, on May 26th, a Florida man was arrested for biting kittens, ripping off their lips and eating them.
10. On May 27th, a man stabs himself repeatedly, ripping out his organs and throwing his intestines at police.
More Zombies...http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... heart.html
WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT
A U.S. cage fighter ripped out the heart of his training partner while he was still alive after becoming convinced he was possessed by the devil, it was alleged today.
Jarrod Wyatt also cut out Taylor Powell's tongue and ripped off most of his face in a brutal assault that police said looked like a scene from a horror film, officers said.
They claim they found the 26-year-old standing naked over his friend's body with parts, including an eyeball, strewn around the blood splattered room in Klamath, California.
Wyatt allegedly told police he had drunk a cup of tea spiked with hallucinogenic mushrooms and became convinced Powell was possessed.
According to an autopsy Powell, 21, bled to death after his heart was ripped out.
The coroner said Powell had been alive when the organ was ripped out after his chest had been sliced open with a knife.
Wyatt told the police he thrown the heart into a fire along with other organs that he had removed from the body, it was claimed.
He allegedly told investigators he cooked the body parts because he was fearful Powell was still alive and he ‘needed to stop the Devil’.
Police had been called to the grisly scene after a third friend had witnessed a sudden mood change in Wyatt after they had all ingested wild mushroom tea.
Justin Davis told police he returned to the flat to find Wyatt naked and covered from head to toe in blood.
He noticed an eyeball lying in the middle of the floor and saw Powell's mutilated body.
A lawyer representing Wyatt has claimed the wild mushrooms caused him to act in such a violent way and had not control over his actions.
‘My client was trying to silence the devil,’ said James Fallman.
‘I think he was having a psychotic fit based on the mushrooms he had.’
Wyatt has been charged with first degree murder and torture.
Prosecutors added the torture charge as Powell was still alive when his heart was removed.
Well this is some slightly less crazy news, almost...
One thrill-seeking exhibitionist has been arrested after allegedly masturbating in open view of other motorists on Highway 484 in Ocala, Florida and trying to bite a police officer with 'a love tap'.
Thirty-five-year old Ashley Holton caused traffic along the busy highway to back-up for 30 minutes with some drivers reportedly performing illegal u-turns to get a second look.
According to witnesses, Holton was wearing nothing more than a pink shirt when she decided to pull her car over and pleasure herself in front of the passing motorists.
Yeah, more cannibals...http://boingboing.net/2012/06/01/anothe ... -news.html
http://voices.yahoo.com/2012-zombie-apo ... 19290.html
A professor at Sweden's Karolinska Institute is being held for reportedly cutting off his wife's lips and eating them, according to the Sydney Morning Herald. She was allegedly having an affair.
Admittedly, this is a lot of cannibalism and disembowelment to have occurred in less than a week's time, but the the cause behind these incidents seem to be drugs and insanity, not zombies. Is this the crazed start of a 2012 zombie apocalypse? Who knows.
More flesh nibblershttp://www.webpronews.com/staten-island ... ar-2012-06
It was then that the owner of the pizza shop, Thomas Tomasello, got in his face and started screaming at him. Then the victim, Nicholas Cacace, did the stupid thing and started to taunt Tomasello. This is the part of the story that I neither understand or believe but it is what was reported so here we go. Cacace then went outside to smoke and was follwed out by shop owner Tomasello who proceeded to bite the mans ear.
Tomasello was arrested and charged with second- and third-degree assault charges and was released on $1,000 bail. He will have to appear in court in August. Maybe homeland security knew something we didn’t when they bought 450 million bullets. The zombie apocalypse 2012 is underway!