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Postby BloodStone » Tue May 19, 2009 11:43 am

I usually just count the squares on my shower curtain.

Still haven't been in there long enough to know how many there are. :D








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Postby Lashmar » Tue May 19, 2009 11:52 am

Man that would be a real bad day if you were there that long! :shock: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Wing-Zero » Tue May 19, 2009 4:32 pm

I've never understood why people take so damn long that they have time to READ before dropping one.

Get some more fiber in your diets, for Christ's sake!
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Postby Mr_Headshot » Tue May 19, 2009 8:29 pm

It doesn't take long, it's just a relaxing place to be alone at. I'm certain that many of the greatest songs of the last 50 years were at least partially written on the john.
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Postby Wing-Zero » Tue May 19, 2009 9:05 pm

Mr_Headshot wrote:It doesn't take long, it's just a relaxing place to be alone at. I'm certain that many of the greatest songs of the last 50 years were at least partially written on the LSD


Fixed.
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Postby Mr_Headshot » Tue May 19, 2009 10:10 pm

that too

lucifer sam's still around here somewhere...
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Postby Nesaie » Tue May 19, 2009 11:47 pm

Alright...being a girl, I always sit...in public restrooms there is often graffiti. Here is one I remember from waaaay back.

If you sprinkle where you tinkle
be a sweetie and wipe the seatie
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Postby Lashmar » Wed May 20, 2009 1:02 am

Mr_Headshot wrote:It doesn't take long, it's just a relaxing place to be alone at.


Right. :? :lol:
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Postby Mr_Headshot » Sat May 23, 2009 11:28 am

Yeah...relaxing...


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