I'm sitting here watching Office Space and I just realized how sad it is. This movie is the story of my life. I even live in the city where this movie was filmed. And I think I recognize those apartments. I'm even in the same profession, working in a building that looks just like Initech. There's even a stapler guy where I work, several in fact. Damn! The only difference is, I'm not dating Jennifer Aniston. I need a beer.
I wonder, if I write some code to steal a couple of million from the company, would they notice? They make billions! Would they care? Or would they put me in federal pound me in the a$$ prison?
"You know, there's people in this world that don't have to put up with this $hit."
"You're a bad man, Peter!"