I met a girl who is from China and is here on an exchange program today, who was unaware that the internet they receive is filtered by the government. I was kinda surprised they don't know about stuff like that.
You said China, and it was all that popped into my head.
"George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd."