The Black Vault

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday...
So why worry

why does man have a hole in his penis

so oxygen can get to his brain(its friggin joke guys..relax,and I can't take credit for writing it)




live as long as you want
but need nothing as long as you live
(author unknown)



I s simplicity best,or simply the easiest


I am not a simple mind,but i wish to live a simple life
(both written in a book I used to carry around so people could scribble whatever they wanted)

Titled : who am i?

my name is nobody

why?

because nobody knows

and nobody cares

I am good friends with who

because who knows

who cares

By: nobody and inspired by who

(heres a good one from the same book)

my girlfriend told me I was a lousy sex partner
how can she make a snap decision like that in ten seconds
signed: anonymous
( I think its kind of cute that it was signed that way)

do do do doo , do do do doo








BloodStone...

wow bloodstone..beethovans 5th ..I'm impressed

good on ya mate I'm sure its in the key of "G", but my hearing hasn't been so sharp since I put my 5d glasses on..wtf is up with that?

When I get sick of it all I have come to turn to making things rather than 'interacting' with others.

... That's why I make a lot of stuff I suppose. - Recently I found a discarded RC car in the tip. I used it as a template and rebuilt the cheap Chinese parts with gears and motors from cameras (steering) and cordless electric drills (drive), and upgraded the semiconductors. I put lights on it so it's got white LEDs when it's going forwards and red when it's in reverse. And like a ship, a right-turn shines a green LED and a red one comes on when steering left. - easily rechargable with a mains wire which plugs into the car.

Lurve ... Hmmm! Well like every other night I'll be putting my clothes on silently and locking a door so it doesn't wake anyone. Then I coast down the hill and start my bike at the bottom so I don't wake up the neighbours. I can't really complain about it but you know how familiarity breeds contempt. I just give her something to make her sleep.

There was a TV advert in the UK ages ago which tried to sell chocolates. A 007 - type character would evade creeps and scale a building and enter through the window. Then he'd leave a box of chocolates on the bedside table of a pretty woman with a note on top which reads 'Because the lady loves Milk Tray.' ... Then he'd go out the way he came. Good job I don't need to climb up walls any more - I'm getting too clumsy for that and I don't bounce like I used to.

I'm just one (engineered) argument away from being lonely like you, Sheye. It's really tempting at times.

... But I don't drink. I used to. It nearly killed me. I can't trust myself with alcohol so I don't drink it in measured amounts, I just don't drink at all.

so what kind of fluids do you use to sustain your bodily engine...meaning your human form, which do you find works best for you?

why does man have a hole in his penis

so oxygen can get to his brain(its friggin joke guys..relax,and I can't take credit for writing it)

maybe I shouldn't have used the word credit in that statement,its a blatently bad sexist joke,and trust me,I do admire mens brains, its not always about the "little head" so to speak.


But I think I can't be the only one who has used a bad sexist joke on this forum,can I?

By the way, I might be occasionally crying in my little mission here,cause i feel its a womans right to cry if she feels the need to at times, sort of a waste of body fluids some of you might feel, but, I'll sip the occasional beer, try and drink alot of water, and hope it turns out ok.

I always have been a little quirky,so it seems to fit in well with my pattern of the way i do things to turn a thread in the battle forum,into a special kind of corner where I can just talk to myself if I like, scream, or just plain ol cry till I can't cry anymore. who knows it might end up being the funniest little corner in the battle forum.

I'm just one (engineered) argument away from being lonely like you, Sheye. It's really tempting at times

Not sure what you mean by that statement mael,because i really don't think my problem is loniless, i think its just sadness ,mixed in with alot of other emotions, over a lot of differnet things that I'm trying to sort out.

I know that sounds like a mixed up woman kind of thing to say,but i don't even understand it myself. It seems like such a crazy mixed up world, with a lot of stress building up on so many people for so many different reasons....and quite frankly at times I just want out.

I don't want to have to worry about feeding a body,clothing it, keeping it warm, or cool...I want to live in the spiritual realm where i can be where I'm needed in a split second..(if thats possible)