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Postby pandasex » Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:01 pm

Dark-Samus wrote:Porno is the light,
To keep it you must fight,

In the modern days,
It´s up to the gays,

In the end it´s fun,
when you fucking cum

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Just another of my lil poetry



I am a big fan of your poetry now :D
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Postby Lashmar » Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:42 am

Wing-Zero wrote:As a rule? 18.

Some southern states are 16 though.

She's not hot enough for me to risk going to jail.


Haha! She's not jailbait here. :lol: :lol: :lol:


Take her to the southern states my friend. ;) :D

I'll let you have her.
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Postby Dark-Samus » Sun Jun 28, 2009 5:26 am

Panda - Thx :mrgreen: :lol:

Lashmar and Bionic - So you have been even more queeranized now eh? :lol: ;)

I`ll take your Saturos poem and raise it with a Lashmar poem :lol:

Here comes the Lash,
He needs some cash,
He makes some calls,
while grabbing his balls,

He thinks he´s the one,
To make people cum,
He finds a guy named Juan,
And asks for gum,

In the end he sees his ex,
Got drugged by the gum,
He and Juan ends up having sex,
And atlast he would come...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen: ;)
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Postby Wing-Zero » Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:28 pm

Lashmar wrote:
Wing-Zero wrote:As a rule? 18.

Some southern states are 16 though.

She's not hot enough for me to risk going to jail.


Haha! She's not jailbait here. :lol: :lol: :lol:


Take her to the southern states my friend. ;) :D

I'll let you have her.


I doubt there's anything left to have.

Reckon it'd be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
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Postby Lashmar » Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:22 pm

:shock: :lol: :lol:

You yanks have lots of whores don't you. ;) :lol: :lol:


Reckon it'd be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby pandasex » Sun Jun 28, 2009 5:15 pm

whoa :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

I have run into some of these chicks so i do know they exist but i feel the need to put a disclaimer here

mine is fine never had any complaints and I do my "workouts" there too so........ :lol:
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Postby Wing-Zero » Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:42 pm

Lashmar wrote::shock: :lol: :lol:

You yanks have lots of whores don't you. ;) :lol: :lol:


Reckon it'd be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.


:lol: :lol: :lol:


We sure do.

The majority of our ladies aren't as classy as your group.
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Postby rath » Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:49 pm

Lashmar wrote:
rath wrote:
pandasex wrote:http://www.theufobunker.com/index.php?action=forum

is this banned??


Hi all. by lashmar


Re: What's Going on With the Weather? by lashmar (Environment)


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Ah cute. :lol: :lol: :lol:

you're a real wanker you know that rath? :roll:

1) It’s none of your business what I do when I’m on the BV let alone off it. So if you wouldn't mind keep your nose out of it. :roll: :lol: :lol:
2) That was by Mr. Top secret (who’s a member here as well :roll: :lol: ) and I posted on it.
3) You make yourself look more of a twat with every passing day. :lol: :lol: :lol:

F*** off you dumb Australian ****. Nobody on this board likes you and very few people even read what you post.

you're trying to cause trouble where there is none to be had. :roll: :lol: :lol:


(please come back and try to blast me on that).


why would i blast you ....... just coz more & more you seem to travel in the same circles as several other members (accounts) on the B.V

dual poster maybe ............. :oops:

you're a real wanker you know that rath?


:D ........ shucks, :oops:


F*** off you dumb Australian ****. Nobody on this board likes you and very few people even read what you post.


:lol: look who's talking ....... ill put my postes against yours any day, you big girls blouse.


That was by Mr. Top secret (who’s a member here as well :roll: :lol: ) and I posted on it.


you dont say ........ wow thats a real shocker.
dual poster maybe ............. x 4

3)You make yourself look more of a twat with every passing day. :lol: :lol: :lol:


yhe i think you have said that once or twice before hay.

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Postby bionic » Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:12 am

mine is fine never had any complaints and I do my "workouts" there too so..


mine is getting old and scary..getting close to going gray..perimenopausal(and all the "fun" that goes with that)..and it might even have teeth

:lol:

no..really
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Postby Lashmar » Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:31 am

why would i blast you ....... just coz more & more you seem to travel in the same circles as several other members (accounts) on the B.V

dual poster maybe ............. :oops:


Yes they’re called friends. Friends to (historically) hang out together otherwise they would be called friends would they now. :oops: :lol: :lol:

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