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Postby Lashmar » Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:40 am

but you're mine so I'm happy. ;) :D :D


You, panda and her sister...nice...

I need to...er...go now... :shock: :lol: :lol:
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Postby bionic » Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:10 am

Willie Wonka quotes..
What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Why? Are you having fun?
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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Postby Lashmar » Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:28 am

Good old you tube and their copyright crap again.


You smooth bastard


And you love me for it. ;) :D :D
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Postby Dark-Samus » Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:57 am

Porno is the light,
To keep it you must fight,

In the modern days,
It´s up to the gays,

In the end it´s fun,
when you fucking cum

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby Lashmar » Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:02 am

give me a sec and I'll come up with one. ;) :lol: :lol:
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Postby Lashmar » Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:06 am

Saturos is a fag.
Who looks at lads’ mags.
He bought an old hag,
For a packet of fags.

He traded her in
Because she was thin
And got a new lash instead

And with his new lash
He made lots of hash
And blew all his troubles away.



I thank you. 8-) :lol: :lol:
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Postby bionic » Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:42 pm

Porn is white and shimmering light..
For those who are lonely.
Alone in the night.

For those who are bored and horney as f@#k.
Who want instant booty, but haven't such luck.

Folks observing might smirk at this online circle jerk.
But then again, while they're out there, they're willing to lurk.
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Postby Wing-Zero » Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:32 pm

bionic wrote:
Now you draw the line, you f**k.

You don't call future dibs on anything, thems the rules.



Hayden Panettiere just joinedf the board!!
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tough break, Lash..guess she's all Wing's


My word. That looks like some grade A jailbait.

I'm surprised you can't see a wire that she might be wearing.
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Postby Lashmar » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:09 pm

Legal age in the US? :?





But I'd do her as well. ;) I wouldn't give up Panda or Bionic for her but I'd do her. ;) :lol: :lol:
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Postby Wing-Zero » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:49 pm

Lashmar wrote:Legal age in the US? :?





But I'd do her as well. ;) I wouldn't give up Panda or Bionic for her but I'd do her. ;) :lol: :lol:


As a rule? 18.

Some southern states are 16 though.

She's not hot enough for me to risk going to jail.
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