xfrodobagginsx wrote:You won't be able to haunt anyone because you will be locked up in a firey pit with millions of other screaming, agonized souls, naked, hungry, dying, in horrible pain and with no hope of ever getting out...that's hell for starters. You don't want to go there.
The field day I’m going to have with that.
Dieing. Tell me, if you’re dead how can you be `dieing`? It is illogical to say the least.
Naked. What’s wrong with that?
Mr. Baggins, I have no problem with religion BUT I don’t like to be told how to live my life (at all, just don’t do it because it’s going to fall on deaf ears).
Tell me, while we’re at it, why does Christianity steal so many ideas from the old ways? Pan is a good example.
Why does the bible speak in riddles?
And (this is the best one) why did the pope not allow the bible to be translated into any language because Latin is gods’ language (or something along those lines).