That struck me as funny.
"Can't kfin wait to be honest"
Yeah, if I came back as a ghost I'd be settling some scores for sure...
"You [censored][censored]! You probably don't remember me, but I remember you and I'm here to torment you FOREVER!
"George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd."