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Postby Lashmar » Fri May 22, 2009 6:56 am

kind of true. :? :lol: :lol:
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Postby Dark-Samus » Sat May 23, 2009 5:23 am

Well I`m 10000000000000000 lightyears from it so I`m not even close by the longest measurement yet :lol:
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Postby adamwarlock2099 » Sat May 30, 2009 8:48 am

Not much. About 90% of the porn that I view is when my wife and I watch something together. So that usually doesn't even make an hour a week, since we have two children, such acts of sex are few and far between.
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Postby Wing-Zero » Sat May 30, 2009 2:35 pm

Lashmar wrote:
pandasex wrote:This involves: Looking,


I’m fucked on the looking front :cry: . Last week I spent a grand total of 35+hours :shock: . I’m finally free this week though, thank god, don’t get me wrong I love sexy naked women but when it’s all day it does your head in. :cry:


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Postby pandasex » Sat May 30, 2009 3:31 pm

adamwarlock2099 wrote:Not much. About 90% of the porn that I view is when my wife and I watch something together. So that usually doesn't even make an hour a week, since we have two children, such acts of sex are few and far between.



Know the feeling friend :lol:

which makes me wonder about people who have like 6 kids where did they get the time or privacy ??? :lol:
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Postby adamwarlock2099 » Sat May 30, 2009 5:48 pm

pandasex wrote:
Know the feeling friend :lol:

which makes me wonder about people who have like 6 kids where did they get the time or privacy ??? :lol:


I wouldn't really want to imagine. :lol: Even if you did get 15 minutes alone, would you really have the energy?
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Postby Lashmar » Sun May 31, 2009 1:35 am

pandasex wrote:
adamwarlock2099 wrote:Not much. About 90% of the porn that I view is when my wife and I watch something together. So that usually doesn't even make an hour a week, since we have two children, such acts of sex are few and far between.



Know the feeling friend :lol:


That’s because you married a Welsh poof love. :roll: :lol:

You can shoot a Welshman with a crossbow on a Sunday in a churchyard legally. ;) :D :D

Only in England though, don’t do it in the Celtic countries.


I wonder if you can do it with the French. ;) :lol: :lol:
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Postby Lashmar » Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:47 am

Wing-Zero wrote:
Lashmar wrote:
pandasex wrote:This involves: Looking,


I’m fucked on the looking front :cry: . Last week I spent a grand total of 35+hours :shock: . I’m finally free this week though, thank god, don’t get me wrong I love sexy naked women but when it’s all day it does your head in. :cry:


HA!


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby echodogene » Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:40 am

are you talking watching? doing? fantasizing?

either way, i gave up a while back. why tease yourself with it when there is no end "result".
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Postby Lashmar » Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:45 am

echodogene wrote:why tease yourself with it when there is no end "result". My problem? i'm a faithful wife


You’ve done it now love :? . You’ve just given me a real reason to chase you like Panda and Bionic. I’m going to have a hard time now. I’ve got four women to chase and look after now. This must be what stag (male) deer’s feel like. :lol: :lol: :lol:


Were you talking to me or was it a general question. :lol: :lol: :lol:




Edit: The BV picnic is just going to be one great big orgy because of me isn’t it? :oops: :lol: :lol:
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