The Black Vault

No ending, Unbelievable!

No ending, Unbelievable!

oh it does have an ending...it ends with the prez of the club saying something,just don't want to put it out there yet..

but you could pick the ending greeney...what do you suggest?

c'mon..give it a shot..just to make yourself laugh

by the way..thanks for at least taking the time to read it,and replying..even if it was a put down ..still appreciate the effort it took ya ..now for "petes" sake help me finish the joke

I suggest you go find that Pub loaded with Hells Angels, make sure they are good and drunk just like in the joke, Tell them a very long involved joke, and than tell them there is no ending, after they are waiting for the punch line, Hahaha. I guarentee you will join the grandpappy!

No ending--you can't be serious!

suggest you go find that Pub loaded with Hells Angels, make sure they are good and drunk just like in the joke, Tell them a very long involved joke, and than tell them there is no ending, after they are waiting for the punch line, Hahaha. I guarentee you will join the grandpappy!

wrong again greeney!!!

you really haven't a clue do ya grrrreeney..not even a clue..to how silly you look,with your assumptions of things.

HA!!! you haven't a clue what they would do

By the way..where did it say they were good and drunk...more assumptions..just like you..I can only hope and pray to god that you never serve on jury duty,involving anyone I know who needs a very FAIR unbiased trial....cause you'de be the last I'd want on unbiased un assuming jury.. ..sorry,but had to give it to you straight there

I know we don't care for each other greeney,though I have tried...
Basically I have as little respect for you,as you have for me..
lets just continue to pray for each other..

I'll prey that I hear the end of the joke someday!

I stand corrected they were having a pint, but in a foul temper--that should make a difference when you tell them there is no punch line.

I'll prey that I hear the end of the joke someday!

I stand corrected they were having a pint, but in a foul temper--that should make a difference when you tell them there is no punch line.

Prey,or pray?
did you read that joke carefully greeney..yes.they were on a small pit stop,having a pint waitin' for the presidents bike to be quickly repaired.
President was one of the "few" in a bad mood,the other one was probably the dude fixing his bike.(smiles),while he tried to chill and have a pint.

greeney,you do make assumptions...(don't feel bad,I do as well at times)
but you really do need to be careful about that.

did I say anything about telling the hells angels a joke like that,and then saying...sorry, no punch line guyz...do you think you could come up with a good one from the prez?(I can tell you a real true story about the opportunity given to me to tell some of my jokes at a 100 anniversary party here in toon town,,I screwed up on the timing though..ughh..comedians worse nightmare )

Good idea though..(about asking them for the punch line)I'm sure after most were done chuckling...I'd get at least 3 good replys the prez could give the lil fighting irish catholic girl.

and I bet my last silver dollar they would all be funny . these guyz are not just a bunch of organized criminals.(much like the governments are )I do believe they have integrity,and some values that we all adhere to.(just like the rest of us)

they do have a sense of humour, and they can appreciate a good joke,or maybe a bad one...whatever the case may be.

KNOCK KNOCK

who's there?

ORANGE

(door opens ,one severe slug straight to the kisser of orange)

orange yaz wishing ya would have said grreeen laaadie
(insert better Irish accent of your own)

(hey 3 of my personalities found it to be quite amusing..give me a break..theyz the ones who made it up. )

those are just called good ol' fightin Iresh jokes greeney..no harm intended

I myself am quite sad I lost my "Irish " heritage to yet another scam.

was always brought up to believe that I was 1/16 th...Irish,and I hung on to that belief,like it was osme "lucky shamrock " in my world.

then I was told,,way later in life,that I was not actually from Irish decent,but welsh decent (authority of the information could be questioned though)

Anyhow, when I found out I wasn't "really" Irish..I felt like the shamrock who had lost its "rock", just another "sham" for all those years.

If it hadn't been for my good"celtic" friends who said.."hey,you're still part of the club,don't give it a second regret of not knowing, I'm sure they'll be some "celtics" out there who understands ya."

Yes it was Pray not Prey--sorry my hand and brain hit wrong keys sometimes. Actually all the time.

ok...here goes..I'm taking the plunge,,and starting the joke..(sighs)

My assumption was that you were going to tell a complete joke. If you were composing it, you did a good job up til the ending. You should finish the job.

My assumption was that you were going to tell a complete joke. If you were composing it, you did a good job up til the ending. You should finish the job.

I was sort of hoping the president of the "hells angels" could help me out with the best last line....I'm practicing patience....

I love you greeney2....you kind of make my day in so many ways..