But, you're married (right?) so that is understandable.
Too bad really, I'm far to far away.
But anyway, that's not always true Nesaie, one can not talk about sex even without having any.
I for one, don't talk about sex hardly at all regardless of whether or not I'm getting some.
Edit: Just realized that's a lie, because in real life I'm rather uninhibated on the topic, I should have said I hardly ever talk about sex over the internet. It... Is just so fruitless, really.
"George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd."