Sometimes you really creep me out with the things you post at1.
Anyone who would post about, and find humor in 3 year old virgins either has some kind of mental instability, incapacity and/or a severe lack of morals. You seem to fit the bill for all the aforementioned. Most of your posts are made for the sole reason of attracting attention, good or bad, it seems not to matter to you.
May I suggest that you shut down your computer and take your medication. Either that or at the very least try to find someone in real life to interact with and tell your "problems" to so they can point you in the direction of the nearest mental help therapist before it's too late (if it isn't already).