The Black Vault

A girl and her dad go out to lunch one day and as they were eating a young guy sits down at the table across from them.

The Young guy had dyed his hair Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Pink and a number of other colors.

The girl and her father continued eating their lunch as the father stared at the young guy with the multi-colored hair.

But when the young guy had enough of the girls father staring at him he turned to him and said
"What's the matter old man haven't you done anything wild in your life"

The mans daughter nearly choked on her food because of this question and put down what was in her hand and waited for the response from her father knowing full well that the response would be a good one.

The man says to the young guy, "Well, got stoned once, had sex with a Peacock and I have been sitting here wondering if you are my son or not."

Thats funny!

Glad it gave you a laugh, God knows in these times we need a good laugh mate.

yes it was alright

How DARE you lob insults at kids with multi-colored hair... you RACIST!!

Joker

Have you seen Clarke and Dawe's "The Front Fell Off?" I'm sure you have. I just watched it again for about the 20th time.

In fact I went through most of their skits; I didn't know they had one on the Gulf Oil spill. That was pretty funny!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSujCHfv ... 1&index=29

Yeah frostedman, I think if you are going to color your hair pick a color.

On Clarke and Dawes, yes they are funny buggers, they should be compulsory viewing on Thursday Nights on the ABC (Australian Broadcasting Corporation) here in Australia at the end of the 7.30 Report.

Here is another of their skits, if you liked the Gulf Oil Spill skit you'll love this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWPwlMv8lNI&feature=related