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Re: The Lagoon

Postby fortwynt » Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:36 pm

not to be crude, but I have a very fast digestive system, always have...with food or drink....i can drink two drinks of a beer and immediately have to go piss....same with food.

what does this mean?
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Re: The Lagoon

Postby tigger » Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:41 pm


Borat's scatological escapism is inadmissible.

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Re: The Lagoon

Postby fortwynt » Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:42 pm

:(
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Re: The Lagoon

Postby Island_Girl » Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:47 pm

Got any conjure women in Canada?

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Re: The Lagoon

Postby tigger » Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:49 pm


Borat's scatological escapism is inadmissible.

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Re: The Lagoon

Postby fortwynt » Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:56 pm

me waving it :( i dont do that tigger, i think im a pretty nice guy, dont try to be overbearing, dont you think?


i remember when i was young we were taking a trip to the beach, about 600 miles away or so, before we left town i told them i had to piss, no one would stop or listen, and i had to ride the whole way to the beach having to go terribly bad...by the time i got there i could barely walk, must have pissed for 10 minutes straight, now i can hold my piss literally like all day long if i need to.
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Re: The Lagoon

Postby fortwynt » Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:57 pm

all i know is that after i eat, it is almost instantaneous that i have to go to the bathroom.

guess thats a good thing?
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Re: The Lagoon

Postby tigger » Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:16 pm


Borat's scatological escapism is inadmissible.

Last edited by tigger on Sat May 23, 2009 12:46 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: The Lagoon

Postby tigger » Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:26 pm


Borat's scatological escapism is inadmissible.

Last edited by tigger on Sat May 23, 2009 12:47 am, edited 1 time in total.
"He's queer, he's crazy, he put a hit on me, he took his clothes off." Ron Paul, leaving Bruno's hotel room. Reciting a spin doctard's mantra.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXxbQrl3UX8



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Re: The Lagoon

Postby tigger » Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:29 pm


Borat's scatological escapism is inadmissible.

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