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SouthwestRanger
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 Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 3:59 am Post subject: New Slogans For Barack Obama |
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Wednesday, July 30, 2008
by Ben Shapiro
Townhall.com
Barack Obama's messianic tour of Europe is over. And, like Jesus, he has risen again -- in the polls. According to Gallup's daily tracking poll, Obama is now up 8 percent among registered voters. According to Rasmussen, his lead is a whopping three points. (According to USA Today/Gallup, John McCain actually leads Obama among likely voters by 4 percent. But God knows that Jesus' poll numbers are always vacillating, too.)
When Experience, Knowledge and Honor Just Aren't Good Enough. Vote Obama.
Hope. Change. And All That Other BS. Vote Obama.
More Experience Than a Fifth Grader. Vote Obama.
Standing Up For the Power of Horse Manure. Vote Obama.
Talking Big. Doing Nothing. Vote Obama.
This Election Is All About You. Voting for Me. Vote Obama.
Sure, I Remember Voting In the Senate That One Time. Vote Obama.
Kim Jung Il, Hamas and Fidel Castro Can't Be Wrong. Vote Obama.
Pass the Arugula. Vote Obama.
You Say Corrupt Land Deal. I Say Creative Financing. Potaytoe, Potahtoe. Vote Obama.
Like Black People? Vote Obama.
The Man With The Iraq Plan. Yeah, The Plan That Didn't Work. So What, Racist? Vote Obama.
Flag Pins Are Stupid. But I'm Not Unpatriotic. You Racist. Vote Obama.
Don't Like My Pastor? Shut Up, Racist. Still Don't Like Him? I Guess I Don't, Either. Vote Obama.
Watch the Oceans Recede. Watch the World Make Peace. And Watch As I Saw This Woman In Half! Vote Obama.
Fooling All of the People All of the Time. Vote Obama.
Cut Military Funding. Dictators Are Nice. Vote Obama.
Yes We Can. Or Rather, I Can. Vote Obama.
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Personanongrata
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Joined: Dec 31, 2007
Posts: 2464
Location: NAU
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Hola! Hello! I'm Barack Obama.
Please Vote for Me, or John McCain.
It Doesn't Really Matter Which, because We Both Answer to the Same Interests.
Neither of Us will Secure the Borders, because that would Impede the Plans of Our Monied Masters.
Neither of Us will Defund the War, Neither of Us will Bring Home the Troops.
So, Please, Vote for Me! (or John McCain)
Vote Yes for Democratic Facades!
Because Change... is an Illusion. |
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