Random Humor Thread | The Off-Topic Members Lounge | Forum

A A A
Avatar

Please consider registering
guest

sp_LogInOut Log In sp_Registration Register

Register | Lost password?
Advanced Search

— Forum Scope —






— Match —





— Forum Options —





Minimum search word length is 3 characters - maximum search word length is 84 characters

sp_Feed Topic RSS sp_TopicIcon
Random Humor Thread
March 17, 2011
7:23 am
Avatar
WarAngel
Member
Members
Forum Posts: 622
Member Since:
February 12, 2011
sp_UserOfflineSmall Offline

Because the world needs as much laughter as it can get. :mrgreen:

Q: What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?
A: Santa stops after 3 ho's.

WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY... There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses... the results were pretty interesting. 30% of women think their ass is too fat. 10% of women think their ass is too skinny. The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man and they wouldn't trade him for the world.

The definition of Cat:
A quite pleasant furry creature that vaguely resembles a meatloaf. Cats are the most intellectually superior creature on Earth. They are particularly adept at training human beings to do their bidding, and spend 18 hours a day on average apparently sleeping. What they are really doing is coming up with ways to take over the Earth while still retaining humans to make that yummy cat food for them. If cats had opposable thumbs, they, not us, would be the dominant force on this planet.

"Sheen has been officially fired from his show. Hopefully he’ll get through this difficult time with the love and support of his whores."
- Walter (Jeff Dunham)

Attached files

[Image Can Not Be Found] [Image Can Not Be Found] [Image Can Not Be Found]

What if it were true?

March 17, 2011
5:15 pm
Avatar
at1with0
Member
Members
Forum Posts: 9243
Member Since:
April 9, 2009
sp_UserOfflineSmall Offline

[Image Can Not Be Found]

"it is easy to grow crazy"

March 18, 2011
3:47 am
Avatar
WarAngel
Member
Members
Forum Posts: 622
Member Since:
February 12, 2011
sp_UserOfflineSmall Offline

In honor of St. Patrick's Day. :mrgreen:

Attached files

[Image Can Not Be Found] [Image Can Not Be Found] [Image Can Not Be Found]

What if it were true?

March 18, 2011
8:43 am
Avatar
bionic
Member
Members
Forum Posts: 9870
Member Since:
April 9, 2009
sp_UserOfflineSmall Offline

When my kid asks about the dinosaurs, I say, "You're looking at one"
Ah! Cha! Cha!

Willie Wonka quotes..
What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Why? Are you having fun?
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams

March 18, 2011
9:32 am
Avatar
at1with0
Member
Members
Forum Posts: 9243
Member Since:
April 9, 2009
sp_UserOfflineSmall Offline

😆 😆

"it is easy to grow crazy"

March 18, 2011
10:27 pm
Avatar
WarAngel
Member
Members
Forum Posts: 622
Member Since:
February 12, 2011
sp_UserOfflineSmall Offline

To all the old school NES gamers: Who HASN'T wanted something like this to happen.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Ossama Bin Laden meets a man with a beard. 'Are you Mohammed?' he asks. 'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed is higher up.' Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds .

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Bin Laden climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another bearded man. He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?' 'Why no he answers, I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still .'

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again, he discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?' 'No, I am Jesus, the Christ...you will find Mohammed higher up. '

Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man, oh man! Bin Laden can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher. Once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard and once again repeats his question:

"Are you Mohammed?" he gasps as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing. 'No, my son.... I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?"

Bin Laden says, “Yes please”! God looks behind him, then he claps his hands and
yells out: "Hey Mohammed.........................two coffees please!""

Attached files

[Image Can Not Be Found] [Image Can Not Be Found] [Image Can Not Be Found]

What if it were true?

March 18, 2011
10:46 pm
Avatar
at1with0
Member
Members
Forum Posts: 9243
Member Since:
April 9, 2009
sp_UserOfflineSmall Offline

[Image Can Not Be Found]

[Image Can Not Be Found]

"it is easy to grow crazy"

March 19, 2011
4:08 am
Avatar
WarAngel
Member
Members
Forum Posts: 622
Member Since:
February 12, 2011
sp_UserOfflineSmall Offline

Cthulhu is running for President? 😯 I thought he got impeached and left office after Watergate? 😉

Attached files

[Image Can Not Be Found] [Image Can Not Be Found] [Image Can Not Be Found]

What if it were true?

March 19, 2011
6:02 am
Avatar
at1with0
Member
Members
Forum Posts: 9243
Member Since:
April 9, 2009
sp_UserOfflineSmall Offline

A couple of random pics.

Attached files

[Image Can Not Be Found] [Image Can Not Be Found]

"it is easy to grow crazy"

March 19, 2011
8:01 am
Avatar
bionic
Member
Members
Forum Posts: 9870
Member Since:
April 9, 2009
sp_UserOfflineSmall Offline

my favorites?

'ever the optimist' and the pancake on the head one.

I don't know how to post pictures like that without actually having to fricking download the picture..dammit (because I would post SO many..so..maybe it's a good thing)

(um..see how I tempt you into teaching me? evil, manipulative me..yet good..I busted myself out..OR is that just more of my insidious evilness??!! I don't even know!!)

Willie Wonka quotes..
What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Why? Are you having fun?
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams

Forum Timezone: America/Los_Angeles

Most Users Ever Online: 288

Currently Online: Flower-04
93 Guest(s)

Currently Browsing this Page:
1 Guest(s)

Top Posters:

greeney2: 10245

bionic: 9870

Lashmar: 5289

tigger: 4576

rath: 4297

DIss0n80r: 4161

sandra: 3858

frrostedman: 3815

Wing-Zero: 3278

Tairaa: 2842

Member Stats:

Guest Posters: 2

Members: 24151

Moderators: 0

Admins: 2

Forum Stats:

Groups: 8

Forums: 31

Topics: 8759

Posts: 123545

Newest Members:

larryellision, legitprovider, Tom watson, bellyfix, john walk, agentben, ieltlucky, elie50021, Daveburton, Trent

Administrators: John Greenewald: 586, blackvault: 1776