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My favoirite Joke at the moment is..
August 9, 2010
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A girl and her dad go out to lunch one day and as they were eating a young guy sits down at the table across from them.

The Young guy had dyed his hair Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Pink and a number of other colors.

The girl and her father continued eating their lunch as the father stared at the young guy with the multi-colored hair.

But when the young guy had enough of the girls father staring at him he turned to him and said
"What's the matter old man haven't you done anything wild in your life"

The mans daughter nearly choked on her food because of this question and put down what was in her hand and waited for the response from her father knowing full well that the response would be a good one.

The man says to the young guy, "Well, got stoned once, had sex with a Peacock and I have been sitting here wondering if you are my son or not."

Remember remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot...

August 10, 2010
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Thats funny! Laugh

August 12, 2010
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Glad it gave you a laugh, God knows in these times we need a good laugh mate. 😉

Remember remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot...

September 27, 2010
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:geek: yes it was alright

October 9, 2010
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How DARE you lob insults at kids with multi-colored hair... you RACIST!! 👿

Laugh Laugh

Every one who is seriously involved in the pursuit of science becomes convinced that a spirit is manifest in the laws of the Universe-a spirit vastly superior to that of man. - Albert Einstein

October 12, 2010
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Joker

Have you seen Clarke and Dawe's "The Front Fell Off?" I'm sure you have. I just watched it again for about the 20th time.

In fact I went through most of their skits; I didn't know they had one on the Gulf Oil spill. That was pretty funny!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSujCHfv ... 1&index=29

Every one who is seriously involved in the pursuit of science becomes convinced that a spirit is manifest in the laws of the Universe-a spirit vastly superior to that of man. - Albert Einstein

October 12, 2010
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Yeah frostedman, I think if you are going to color your hair pick a color.

On Clarke and Dawes, yes they are funny buggers, they should be compulsory viewing on Thursday Nights on the ABC (Australian Broadcasting Corporation) here in Australia at the end of the 7.30 Report.

Here is another of their skits, if you liked the Gulf Oil Spill skit you'll love this one.

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Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot...

October 15, 2010
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LOL!

Every one who is seriously involved in the pursuit of science becomes convinced that a spirit is manifest in the laws of the Universe-a spirit vastly superior to that of man. - Albert Einstein

October 16, 2010
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Today, my boyfriend who likes to get high was driving me insisting he wasn't currently high. A family of deer was standing on the side of the road and he pulled over by them waited until they walked closer to us and said, "what seems to be the problem officers?" He wasn't kidding. FML

"it is easy to grow crazy"

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