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what to tell your wife if ya git caught..good advice
March 22, 2011
3:49 pm
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bluesman
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A DARN FINE EXPLANATION

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.
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And she was upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'
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> And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.'

'Go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,

'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?
bluz

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March 22, 2011
4:29 pm
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if your wife actually catches you while you are in the act of betraying her (in the home you share with her?), as it is going on..that kind of lowness(there are levels of lowness, just like there are circles of hell)....feel lucky if you are still alive and have your penis intact.

Willie Wonka quotes..
What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Why? Are you having fun?
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams

March 22, 2011
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^^ agree
but...why so serious?

"it is easy to grow crazy"

March 23, 2011
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I've seen it many times the other way around Bionic...so women arent all inocent either... :mrgreen:

Funny Joke though... Laugh

BloodStone...

If it were raining hookers, I'd get hit by a fag.

March 23, 2011
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It is funny, leave it to bluz tho. Always on the edge with
this stuff. Laugh Sometimes I'm like uhhhhhh
bluz whats going on in your world, I love it. :mrgreen:

“Living backwards!” Alice repeated in great
astonishment. “I never heard of such a thing!”
“—but there’s one great advantage in it, that one’s
memory works both ways.”
— Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking-Glass

March 24, 2011
3:38 am
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sandra..many learned doctors have tried to figure out my 2 lil brain cells.
as near as they can tell they are argueing and ONE is winning.
thats why the gument pays me the big money each month.. :whistle: :shh: :crazy:

bluz

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March 24, 2011
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You like telling stories. Laugh

They pay the smart people a vacation fee, somethings gotta change.
Its the other ones that need a time out. :mrgreen:

“Living backwards!” Alice repeated in great
astonishment. “I never heard of such a thing!”
“—but there’s one great advantage in it, that one’s
memory works both ways.”
— Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking-Glass

March 31, 2011
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See blues,

Getting paid to work that one brain cell is paying off for ya..that's why the "gument" pays you the big bucks..lol

On a serious note, I haven't had a chance to chat with u lately, any news on the BWO? And whatever came of the medallion?

Dawkins thinks belief in God is an excuse to evade thinking in the scientific world. Sadly, he is ignorant to the list of christian scientists who have contributed & founded many of the sciences he himself believes in. How ironic.

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