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What a way to start the day
January 7, 2016
10:03 am
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Just had an encounter with the butt head that's been breaking into cars in my neighborhood lately.


My family left for the day not 30 minutes earlier and I step onto the porch with a hot chocolate in my right and am digging in my pocket for my smokes when I suddenly realize there's a butt sticking out of my car! 

This idiot is on his knees going through my stuff!

Pissed off as hell I quietly step back inside, kick up the temp of my hot chocolate about ten notches in the microwave, quietly step back onto my porch to still see plumber ass in my car and my stuff hitting the street!!!!

I'm wearing my nice warm house shoes so dumbo doesn't hear me as I softly walk up behind him...

I, calmly, watch as he goes through my glove box, then...again calmly...see that plumber crack...take aim and pour...my now very hot chocolate...down the crack of his ass

To say he got up quickly (wacking his head) screaming like a little girl would be an understatement! 😄

As he stood rubbing his head and grabbing his par boiled nuts, I said "may I help you!?"

Sombitch ran away!

Didn't even thank me for the hot chocolate




Love my day ....hope yours is just as great!




When I die...I want to go peacefully in my sleep...like my Grandfather did...not screaming like the passengers in his car.

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