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SANDRA JUST FOR U
April 1, 2011
4:55 pm
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bluesman
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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. SHE says to the waiter: "Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure. Coming right up." HE gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere, and then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. SHE has HER shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter "Want coffee."

The waiter says "Whoa! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for position in OBAMA ADMINISTRATION: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave doo doo for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."
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April 1, 2011
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Lol bluez!!

Looks like shes pretty serious about her coffee too. Laugh

“Living backwards!” Alice repeated in great
astonishment. “I never heard of such a thing!”
“—but there’s one great advantage in it, that one’s
memory works both ways.”
— Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking-Glass

April 1, 2011
5:58 pm
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u got that right..ill give her all she wants.. :wave: :wave:

remember fat man speak with fork on toung..thats me.. :shh:

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