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Man hurt himself to 'avoid work'
August 20, 2009
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An Aberdeen hotel cleaner who attacked himself with a boulder and a razor to avoid going to work has been fined £100 for wasting police time.

Sheriff Graeme Buchanan said it was a "pretty bizarre act".

This is like the dude at the funeral home who cut the poor buggers legs off because it was too much work to get a bigger coffin.

I love this sort of people. Lazy bastards who go so far out of there way to make there day easier they make it harder. Laugh Laugh Laugh

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/nor ... 209858.stm

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August 20, 2009
12:35 am
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... I love how your post didn't even describe what he DID with the boulder and razor.

War is an extension of economics and diplomacy through other means.

Economics and diplomacy are methods of securing resources used by humans.

Securing resources is the one necessary behavior for all living things.

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August 20, 2009
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"Wing-Zero" wrote: ... I love how your post didn't even describe what he DID with the boulder and razor.

Fiscal depute Jim Craigen said: "He was making his way to work and didn't really much fancy going.

"He therefore removed a razor from his pocket and repeatedly dragged it down his face.

"He also picked up a boulder and struck it off his head and repeatedly hit himself on the head and body."

Laugh Laugh Laugh

I've died of laughing at that. That was better than the other guy you posted about. Laugh Laugh Laugh

I don't want to go to work today...fuck it I'll hit myself and get a day off. Laugh Laugh Laugh

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August 20, 2009
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I read it, I was just saying... leaving it for the viewer's imagination.

I thought of like, three possible Tom and Jerry scenes and a couple Coyote and Road Runner stunts.

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Economics and diplomacy are methods of securing resources used by humans.

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War = Life

August 20, 2009
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"Wing-Zero" wrote: I read it, I was just saying... leaving it for the viewer's imagination.

I thought of like, three possible Tom and Jerry scenes and a couple Coyote and Road Runner stunts.

It's Coyote and Road Runner all day long. Laugh Laugh Laugh

Get some rope, a stone, a bigger stone...fuck it just go for the rope and a boulder and I'll use this razor to cut the rope and crush the bloody bird. Laugh Laugh 😈

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August 20, 2009
12:47 am
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Was he listening to Steve Tyler crooning about living on the edge?

August 20, 2009
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"vulcan6gun" wrote: Was he listening to Steve Tyler crooning about living on the edge?

I bet he had the Chicken Dance in his head while all this was going on.

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August 20, 2009
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Lazy sons of bitches who needs to be destroyed.

Truth doesn´t control you, you control it...

August 20, 2009
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"Dark-Samus" wrote: Lazy sons of bitches who needs to be destroyed.

He's obviously not lazy if he has the energy and fortitude to cut and smash himself up.

War is an extension of economics and diplomacy through other means.

Economics and diplomacy are methods of securing resources used by humans.

Securing resources is the one necessary behavior for all living things.

War = Life

August 20, 2009
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"Wing-Zero" wrote: [quote="vulcan6gun"]Was he listening to Steve Tyler crooning about living on the edge?

I bet he had the Chicken Dance in his head while all this was going on.

Maybe he was Listening to Slayer...no he'd have cut `Slayer` into his arm if he was. Laugh Laugh Laugh

He's obviously not lazy if he has the energy and fortitude to cut and smash himself up.

It would have been better just to go to work and take the next day off. Laugh

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