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Greeney2 bans BlackVault
December 31, 2009
6:28 pm
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(A little humor to usher in the New Year!)

Greeney2 bans BlackVault

ENCINO, CALIFORNIA (BlackVault) - December 31, 2009 - In a stunning turn of events on The Black Vault, "Big Brother" moderators now watch posts on this internet oasis dedicated to conspiracies, the paranormal, and just good ol' fashioned, knock down, battles.

But to the shock of most, a new found, self-proclaimed, 'lordship' status by "greeney2" banned the creator and founder of The Black Vault, user "blackvault," for reasons unknown.

It is believed after years of turmoil, torture, and not mowing the lawn; "greeney2," who happens to be "blackvault"'s dad, just simply snapped.

"Greeney2" denies the accusation, simply stating, "When I was asked to be a moderator here - I gladly accepted. But I took an oath as a United States Marine, and a Black Vault mod, to protect my home against all enemies, foreign and domestic. "BlackVault" wasn't cutting it anymore as most of his posts weren't about me specifically, personally, or professionally. I have 'lordship' status here for pete's sake!"

"BlackVault" was not available for comment, as it is believed he may be driving to his once home in Northridge, California. More updates on this high speed pursuit as they occur.

Also on "Greeney2"'s hitlist were some other members now missing in action as the New Year rolls in:

- After spending years in the backyard hunting Snipes, "Greeney2" took every advice from user "_Billy_" for catching one. But he never caught one. After now realizing that Snipes were in fact.... well... "_Billy_" has been taken out of the running for poster of the year.

- User "bluesman" met his demise after just being too cool. "Greeney2" felt there was only room for one "really cool, motorcycle ridin', hot rod lovin' dude." Bye "Bluesey."

- And finally, "Cole_Trickle" met his maker on The Black Vault as well. When asked for comment about this one -- "Greeney2" just said, "Because I can!! It is now the 7th day!"

His actions are sure to have their repercussions. Forum attendance is now just down to one... "greeney2" himself. And he decided to lock new members from joining, all with the mindset, that HE made The Black Vault now too good to just start letting people in.

In a final show of his 'lordship' he created a new avatar for himself. A badge of honor. A title fit for a King himself. An emblem fitting for the "Ruler of One." He wears it proud, and he wears it still:

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Long live King Greeney2. But too bad there is no one around to see it.

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John Greenewald, Jr.
The Black Vault Website Owner / Operator
http://www.theblackvault.com

December 31, 2009
6:33 pm
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Ahhhh, the takeover is finally complete. Laugh

Great stratagy Greeney. it took a while but it is now all you'rs.

BloodStone...

If it were raining hookers, I'd get hit by a fag.

December 31, 2009
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😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

You know John just getting him up and off of the couch had to be good for his blood pressure, circulation, and overall health in general. Maybe you should have stopped right there! 😆

Somewhere someone is chanting : I pity da fool! 😆 😆 😆

Well done men, well done indeed.

Happy New Year! 😆

Bring Em Home Cole

December 31, 2009
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All is not finished with this take over yet, until the duel that will take place tonight! 2 great forces will, upon consumption of an undetermained amount of a homebrewed spirit, shall meet on the chess board field of honor. Winner takes all! By the first light of the New Year, I shall claim victory by dawn, and the Blackvault will be mine, unless he whoops me again after getting me to a state of complete disorientation, buy 10:30pm tonight. Laugh Come to think of it, each year I get beat faster and faster, it must be he has his Mother hypnotizing me into loosing everyyear, that has to be it, he could never win on his own. 😮 Maybe its that girlfriend of his, signaling him the best moves, those cheaters. 😕 Yes, talk about conspiracy, this is it, and I;m sure thats what is happening. My son of all people the head of a underhanded conspiracy to trick is ol Dad, with his MOOOOOOOther and Girrrrrrrrrrrrrlfriend. Outnumbered, rendered to a state of incapability to defend myself due to something they took from a Keg, I don't have a chance. Cry Rats! another takeover is about to fail, but just wait until next year. Laugh

December 31, 2009
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Moderators huh?
I can't help but think the Illuminatti or the Bilderbergers, or maybe the evil liard overlords have gotten to this board.
Control issues.

"The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be"
-Lao Tse , Tao Te Ching

the irony of a board for a website dedicated to more openenss and freedom..freedom of the exchange of information.. seriously, maybe, trending toward beginning to do just the opposite of that..well..it's ironic

but understandable

Willie Wonka quotes..
What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Why? Are you having fun?
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams

December 31, 2009
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No other thing leads to censoring opinions than abuse, that stops creative thinking and expression. We all have vowed to monitor abuse and respect behavior, and not opinions or positions.

January 1, 2010
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- User "bluesman" met his demise after just being too cool. "Greeney2" felt there was only room for one "really cool, motorcycle ridin', hot rod lovin' dude." Bye "Bluesey."

greeney 2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
i take it the bribe money arrived since i can post again...thank god you can still
buy friends if the price is right..
i felt 1.25 was cheap... Cry

thank you YOUR LORDSHIP

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January 1, 2010
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Whoever ends up in control, I just want you to know, I was rooting for you all along, and you have my allegiance.

Every one who is seriously involved in the pursuit of science becomes convinced that a spirit is manifest in the laws of the Universe-a spirit vastly superior to that of man. - Albert Einstein

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