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Bionic is a stupid flake
December 14, 2011
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"adamwarlock2099" wrote: Someone In This Thread Is A Douche Nozzle. There I Said It. 😯

Why don't you just come out and say who you think it is? Don't be skerred. Laugh

You shouldn't be surprised that people will behave like a "douche nozzle" in here. Unfortunately, that's what the battle forum is used for -- to see who can act like the biggest douche nozzle, @sshole, bastard, dickhead, etc. etc.

I don't believe what I believe because it's what I desire to believe. I believe what I believe because it's what science, evidence, and logic causes me to believe.

December 14, 2011
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douche nozzles see a-lot of action... I'm sure
Laugh
you know..because they are a...douche nozzle
perhaps we should all aspire to be one?
suddenly, that whole Prince Charles, "I want to be your tampon" incident comes to mind
and now I feel a little ill

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What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Why? Are you having fun?
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams

December 14, 2011
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"event_horizon" wrote:
Why don't you just come out and say who you think it is? Don't be skerred. Laugh

You shouldn't be surprised that people will behave like a "douche nozzle" in here. Unfortunately, that's what the battle forum is used for -- to see who can act like the biggest douche nozzle, @sshole, bastard, dickhead, etc. etc.

I was mostly just wanting to hang out with the cool kids in the battle forum but am entirely too timid to be that confrontational. 😀

And I like saying douche nozzle. Cause there is a nozzle on a douche.

"That's the problem with drinking ... If something bad happens you drink in attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen." -- Charles Bukowski

December 15, 2011
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"adamwarlock2099" wrote: I was mostly just wanting to hang out with the cool kids in the battle forum

Just don't let them hand you things like glass pipes or syringes.

"adamwarlock2099" wrote: And I like saying douche nozzle. Cause there is a nozzle on a douche.

Well, Adam, I wouldn't know, since I've never fooled around with one before. 😯

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December 15, 2011
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Imagine if you had?
Ack??

Willie Wonka quotes..
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Why? Are you having fun?
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We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams

December 16, 2011
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Sorry....can't imagine it.

I can imagine you finding one in some random dumpster though...feeling it...smelling it...tasting it...then using it. :sick:

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December 16, 2011
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She's far too sophisticated to use a used douche nozzle.

"it is easy to grow crazy"

December 16, 2011
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Right, she'd then have to find the used douche bag to go with it, then she could use it. Laugh

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I don't believe what I believe because it's what I desire to believe. I believe what I believe because it's what science, evidence, and logic causes me to believe.

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